• Todays Classic Ad

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 1 00:01:10 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 1, 2026.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    The game laws
    Ought to
    Let you shoot
    The bird who hands you
    A substitute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 3 03:52:25 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    Congressman Pipp
    Lost the election
    Babies he kissed
    Had no protection
    To win -- use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 3 16:59:29 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    Congressman Pipp
    Lost the election
    Babies he kissed
    Had no protection
    To win -- use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Nov 4 00:01:09 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 4, 2026.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    "At ease," she said
    "Maneuvers begin
    When you get
    Those whiskers
    Off your chin"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Nov 6 00:01:10 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 6, 2026.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    Tested
    In peace
    Proven in war
    Better now
    Than ever before
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Nov 7 00:01:09 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 7, 2026.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    That promise perfection
    Are like
    Some candidates
    After election
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 8 00:01:09 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 8, 2026.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    Regardless of
    Political views
    All good parties
    Always
    Choose
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Nov 9 00:01:09 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 9, 2026.
    This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.

    On this day...
    Candidate says
    Campaign
    Confusing
    Babies kiss me
    Since I've been using
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 10 00:01:10 2026
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 10, 2026.
    This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

    On this day...
    The hobo
    Lets his
    Whiskers sprout
    It's trains--not girls
    That he takes out
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)