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Todays Classic Ad
From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Nov 8 00:01:20 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 8, 2025.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.
On this day...
Regardless of
Political views
All good parties
Always
Choose
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Nov 9 00:01:22 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 9, 2025.
This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.
On this day...
Candidate says
Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Nov 10 00:01:23 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 10, 2025.
This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.
On this day...
The hobo
Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It's trains--not girls
That he takes out
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Nov 11 00:01:27 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 11, 2025.
This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.
On this day...
Cheer up face
The war is past
The "h" is out
Of shave
At last
Burma-Shave
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From
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All on Wed Nov 12 00:01:10 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 12, 2025.
This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.
On this day...
A beard
That's rough
And overgrown
is better than
A chaperone
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Nov 13 00:01:10 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 13, 2025.
This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers
Don't you know
Great bangs
From little
Binges grow?
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Nov 14 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 14, 2025.
This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.
On this day...
I know
He's a wolf
Said riding hood
But Grandma dear,
He smells so good
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Nov 15 00:01:13 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 15, 2025.
This is the 319th day of the year, there are 46 days left.
On this day...
Is he
Lonesome
Or just blind--
This guy who drives
So close behind?
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Nov 16 00:01:14 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 16, 2025.
This is the 320th day of the year, there are 45 days left.
On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Nov 17 00:01:15 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 17, 2025.
This is the 321st day of the year, there are 44 days left.
On this day...
A chin
Where barbed wire
Bristles stand
Is bound to be
A no ma'ams land
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Nov 18 00:01:19 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 18, 2025.
This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.
On this day...
We can't
Provide you
With a date
But we do supply
The best darn bait
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Nov 19 00:01:21 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 19, 2025.
This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.
On this day...
The wolf
Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Nov 20 00:01:23 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 20, 2025.
This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.
On this day...
His
Tomato
Was the mushy type
Until his beard
Grew over-ripe
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Nov 21 00:01:20 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 21, 2025.
This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.
On this day...
Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
Burma-Shave
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From
Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to
Daryl Stout on Fri Nov 21 08:45:30 2025
Re: Todays Classic Ad
By: Daryl Stout to All on Fri Nov 21 2025 00:01:20
On this day...
Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
Burma-Shave
Unfortunately, this type of behaviour is usually more likely to endanger the persons behind them, that they cut off, or any pedestrians rather than the offender. Inventions like vehicles sure do "break" natural selection! ;)
Mike
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Nov 22 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 22, 2025.
This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.
On this day...
Better try
Less speed per mile
That car
May have to
Last a while
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
Mike Powell on Sat Nov 22 15:14:29 2025
Mike,
On this day...
Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
Burma-Shave
Unfortunately, this type of behaviour is usually more likely to
endanger the persons behind them, that they cut off, or any
pedestrians rather than the offender. Inventions like vehicles
sure do "break" natural selection! ;)
Maybe they just want the coveted Darwin Award. <G>
Daryl
... Cattle in orbit - the herd shot round the world.
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Nov 23 00:01:18 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 23, 2025.
This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.
On this day...
His rose
Is wed
His violet blew
But his sugar is sweet
Since he took this cue
Burma-Shave
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From
Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to
Daryl Stout on Sun Nov 23 08:25:30 2025
Re: Re: Todays Classic Ad
By: Daryl Stout to Mike Powell on Sat Nov 22 2025 15:14:29
Unfortunately, this type of behaviour is usually more likely to endanger the persons behind them, that they cut off, or any
pedestrians rather than the offender. Inventions like vehicles
sure do "break" natural selection! ;)
Maybe they just want the coveted Darwin Award. <G>
Quite possibly, except I don't think Darwins go to innocent bystanders. ;)
Mike
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
Mike Powell on Sun Nov 23 22:09:31 2025
Mike,
Maybe they just want the coveted Darwin Award. <G>
Quite possibly, except I don't think Darwins go to innocent
bystanders. ;)
How about the male and female crash dummies?? As Calvin (of the
comic strip noted), I wonder if they are "anatomically correct??" <G>
Daryl
... Xerox never comes up with anything original anymore.
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Nov 24 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 24, 2025.
This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just
Can't hurdle
Burma-Shave
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From
Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to
Daryl Stout on Mon Nov 24 08:40:12 2025
Re: Re: Todays Classic Ad
By: Daryl Stout to Mike Powell on Sun Nov 23 2025 22:09:31
Maybe they just want the coveted Darwin Award. <G>
Quite possibly, except I don't think Darwins go to innocent
bystanders. ;)
How about the male and female crash dummies?? As Calvin (of the
comic strip noted), I wonder if they are "anatomically correct??" <G>
LOL, Calvin and Hobbes was usually a riot, especially the ones where Calvin used to build the deranged snowpeople. ;)
Mike
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Nov 25 00:01:10 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 25, 2025.
This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.
On this day...
We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves
Not signs
For which we're noted
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Nov 26 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 26, 2025.
This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.
On this day...
Feel your face
As you ride by
Now don't
You think
It's time to try
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Nov 27 00:01:13 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 27, 2025.
This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.
On this day...
If Crusoe'd
Kept his chin
More tidy
He might have found
A lady Friday
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Nov 28 00:01:14 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 28, 2025.
This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.
On this day...
Around
The curve
Lickety-split
It's a beautiful car
Wasn't it?
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Nov 29 00:01:16 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 29, 2025.
This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.
On this day...
It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Nov 30 00:01:17 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 30, 2025.
This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.
On this day...
Why is it
When you
Try to pass
The guy in front
Goes twice as fast?
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Dec 1 00:01:20 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 1, 2025.
This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.
On this day...
Toughest
Whiskers
In the town
We hold 'em up
You mow 'em down
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Dec 14 00:01:09 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 14, 2025.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
At a quiz
Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Dec 15 00:01:09 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 15, 2025.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Dec 16 00:01:10 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 16, 2025.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.
On this day...
The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 17 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 17, 2025.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.
On this day...
Ben
Met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Dec 18 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 18, 2025.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Dec 19 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 19, 2025.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Dec 20 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 20, 2025.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Dec 21 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 21, 2025.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Dec 22 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 22, 2025.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Dec 23 00:01:10 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 23, 2025.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 24 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 24, 2025.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
Santa's
Whiskers
Need no trimmin'
He kisses kids
Not the wimmin
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Dec 25 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 25, 2025.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Dec 26 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 26, 2025.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Dec 27 00:01:12 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 27, 2025.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Dec 28 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 28, 2025.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
No matter
The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Dec 29 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 29, 2025.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 31 00:01:11 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 31 10:27:40 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Dec 31 10:30:32 2025
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 1 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 1, 2026.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
Ring out the old
Ring in the new
What good can
Shaving
Brushes do?
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 2 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 2, 2026.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
Burma-Shave
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From
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All on Sat Jan 3 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 3, 2026.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 4 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 4, 2026.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Jan 5 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 5, 2026.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Jan 6 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 6, 2026.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
Be
No
Longer
Lather's slave
Treat yourself to
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Jan 7 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 7, 2026.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
Uncle Rube
Buys tube
One week
Looks sleek
Like sheik
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 8 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 8, 2026.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves like down
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 9 00:01:11 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 9, 2026.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some
Museum
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 10 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 10, 2026.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
At the drug store
Simply holler
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 11 00:01:13 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 11, 2026.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Jan 12 00:01:13 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 12, 2026.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two-bit steak?
Try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Jan 13 00:01:14 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 13, 2026.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
Modern man
Spreads it on
Pats it in
Shaves it off
See him grin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Jan 14 00:01:12 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 14, 2026.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 15 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 15, 2026.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 16 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 16, 2026.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
The one horse shay
Has had its day
So has the brush
And lather way
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 17 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 17, 2026.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
It's a good
Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 18 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 18, 2026.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
Hello druggist
I don't mean maybe
Yes
Sir!
That's the baby
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Jan 19 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 19, 2026.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a buck
Come on shavers
You're in luck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Jan 20 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 20, 2026.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
All wet
And hairy
I've passed you up
For sanitary
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Jan 21 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 21, 2026.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.
On this day...
Listen shavers
Knock on wood
When offered
Something
"Just as good"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 22 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 22, 2026.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 23 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 23, 2026.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.
On this day...
The tube's
A whopper
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 24 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 24, 2026.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
Bargain hunters
Gather 'round
Fifty cents
Buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Jan 25 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 25, 2026.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
It's half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Burma-Shave
From New York town
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Jan 26 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 26, 2026.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.
On this day...
You'll love your wife
You'll love her paw
You'll even love
Your mother-in-law
If you use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Jan 27 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 27, 2026.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.
On this day...
Give the guy
The toe of your boot
Who tries
To hand you
A substitute for
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Jan 28 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 28, 2026.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.
On this day...
Lawyers, doctors
Sheiks and bakers
Mountaineers and undertakers
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Jan 29 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 29, 2026.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.
On this day...
Several million
Modern men
Will never go back
To the brush again
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Jan 30 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sat Jan 31 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sun Feb 1 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Mon Feb 2 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Don't you cry
You'll be a
Shoe dauber
By and by
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tue Feb 3 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin -- use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wed Feb 4 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thu Feb 5 00:01:10 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Fri Feb 6 00:01:09 2026
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)